Sometimes I’ll be talking to someone, and I’ll be like ‘Yeah, I’ve been really lonely lately’ and they’ll be like ‘Well we should hang out!’ and I’m like ‘No, that’s not what I meant. That’s not what I meant at all.’

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sunshinegoawaytoday:

A proper send-off to the greatest SNL romance of all time. 

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penroseparticle:

I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something

WE AREN’T ALLOWED TO SHARE PERSONAL THINGS IN CLASS ANYMORE

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  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

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discopeanut:

- Helen Mirren, beautiful in every way it’s possible for a human to be beautiful. 

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